Category: Quotes & Opinion
Trombone players…
Talk to a trombonist during a break & he’ll ask you for a gig, try to sell you insurance or offer to mow your lawn. Continue reading Trombone players…
Two guys walking down the street…
Two guys walking down the street, one is a Jazz musician. The other guy is also broke. d.c.k. Continue reading Two guys walking down the street…
I can’t say all is forgiven, but most is forgotten – Grampa Simpson
I thought I made a mistake, but I was wrong….
“There are 2 kinds of music: The good kind and the other kind. ” – Duke Ellington
Sunday quote: “Buy Music, create Music, or be Music.”
My adaptation of Oscar Wilde’s quote about art: “buy art, create art, or be art.” d.c.k. Continue reading Sunday quote: “Buy Music, create Music, or be Music.”
Angela Merkel goes to Greece…
Angela Merkel goes on a trip to Greece. At the border, the Greek immigration officer asks her: “Occupation?” Angela Merkel: “No, just visiting”. d.c.k. Continue reading Angela Merkel goes to Greece…
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded the dough!
I used to be a banker but then I lost interest.
“I’m in pretty good shape for the shape I’m in.” — Mickey Rooney
If you watch Rocky backwards, it’s a movie about a guy who gets beaten up so severely that he’s forced to marry the ugliest girl in town.
“Simplicity is a most complex form” — Duke Ellington
“This is so overt, it’s covert!” — Sherlock Holmes
“What is Jazz? If you have to ask, you will never know!” — Louis Armstrong
“The best way to predict the future is to invent it.” — Alan Kay
“Only the extremely ignorant or the etremely intelligent can resist change” — Socrates
Overheard in Strassburg between Merkel, Monti and Sarkozy…
Monti: “My name is Bond – Euro Bond” Merkel: “My name is No – Dr. No!” d.c.k. Continue reading Overheard in Strassburg between Merkel, Monti and Sarkozy…
Daniel Kölsch - Saxophones, Clarinet & Flute 