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— Bouncer at a New York jazz club after telling us that the scheduled band for the night didn’t show up. New York, 26 July 2016.

” The best revenge is massive success.”

— Frank Sinatra

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Behind one line of a great solo lies the weight of thousands of hours of practice. Years of listening. Dozens of transcribed solos. Decades of private instruction. Tough lessons picked up in jam sessions and revelations passed on by mentors.

…all in just a dozen notes.

jazzadvise.com

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Hmm, nobody likes jazz that much. Even the guy playing it had to take drugs — Bart Simpson.

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It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time.

Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned.

We were just misinterpreting it!

As seen on CertifiedFunny

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Spiders have 48 knees.

Posted: October 3, 2013 in Mobile Blog, Quotes - Science
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Scene at a restaurant in Toronto

Guest to waiter: What can you recommend?
Waiter: I recommend you read the menu!

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This is what CBC News had say about the new pope in an article. The typo has been corrected in the meantime. Definitely a funny mistake!

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Simplicity of lie

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