Tag: quotes
Hmm, nobody likes jazz that much. Even the guy playing it had to take drugs — Bart Simpson.
Hmm, nobody likes jazz that much. Even the guy playing it had to take drugs — Bart Simpson. d.c.k. Continue reading Hmm, nobody likes jazz that much. Even the guy playing it had to take drugs — Bart Simpson.
What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you.
“Free Your Mind And Your Ass Will Follow” — George Clinton
All generalizations are false, including this one! — Mark Twain
Opportunity dances with those already on the dance floor.
Why is common sense so uncommon?
I can’t say all is forgiven, but most is forgotten – Grampa Simpson
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded the dough!
“I’m in pretty good shape for the shape I’m in.” — Mickey Rooney
“What is Jazz? If you have to ask, you will never know!” — Louis Armstrong
“Masturbation is sex with someone I love” — Woody Allen
Stability can never be a destination, only a journey to instability.
“Americans can always be counted on to do the right thing…after they have exhausted all other possibilities.”
“Risk means more things can happen than will happen.” – Elroy Dimson
“Solidarity” – a readiness to bear the strains of interdependence in order to reap its rewards.
A quote from an FT article “Struggling to lead our hectic world” by Philip Stephens published on May 26, 2011. d.c.k. Continue reading “Solidarity” – a readiness to bear the strains of interdependence in order to reap its rewards.
“Lady, I’m not a hair dresser, I just put a new lid on a couple of trash cans.”
Homer J. Simpson after cutting Selma and Patty’s hair. d.c.k. Continue reading “Lady, I’m not a hair dresser, I just put a new lid on a couple of trash cans.”
“Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.” -Will Rogers
Thank you god for making me an atheist!
Ricky Gervais at the Golden Globe Awards 2011 d.c.k. Continue reading Thank you god for making me an atheist!
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