Tag: joke
Why do Jazz musicians stand in line at the bank? No one knows.
What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist’s arm? A tattoo.
What’s the difference between a baritone saxophone and a chain saw? The exhaust!
What is the difference between a rocker and a jazzman?
“What is the difference between a rocker and a jazzman? A rocker plays 3 chords in front of 3000 people, where as, a Jazzer plays 3000 chords in front of 3 people.” d.c.k. Continue reading What is the difference between a rocker and a jazzman?
An accordion player…
An accordion player parks his car, his accordion in the trunk of his car, and runs some errands. While out, he realizes that he forgot to lock his car. All stressed out and in a state of panic, he rushes back to his car only to find his worst nite-mare come true: There was a … Continue reading An accordion player…
Two guys walking down the street…
Two guys walking down the street, one is a Jazz musician. The other guy is also broke. d.c.k. Continue reading Two guys walking down the street…
Daniel Kölsch - Saxophones, Clarinet & Flute 