Tag: Humor
What’s the difference between a baritone saxophone and a chain saw? The exhaust!
Mir sin’ die wo g’winne welle!
What is the difference between a rocker and a jazzman?
“What is the difference between a rocker and a jazzman? A rocker plays 3 chords in front of 3000 people, where as, a Jazzer plays 3000 chords in front of 3 people.” d.c.k. Continue reading What is the difference between a rocker and a jazzman?
Hmm, nobody likes jazz that much. Even the guy playing it had to take drugs — Bart Simpson.
Hmm, nobody likes jazz that much. Even the guy playing it had to take drugs — Bart Simpson. d.c.k. Continue reading Hmm, nobody likes jazz that much. Even the guy playing it had to take drugs — Bart Simpson.
An accordion player…
An accordion player parks his car, his accordion in the trunk of his car, and runs some errands. While out, he realizes that he forgot to lock his car. All stressed out and in a state of panic, he rushes back to his car only to find his worst nite-mare come true: There was a … Continue reading An accordion player…
There are three kinds of musicians. Those that can count, and those that can’t.
It all makes sense now…
It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time. Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned. We were just misinterpreting it! As seen on CertifiedFunny d.c.k. Continue reading It all makes sense now…
What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you.
Trombone players…
Talk to a trombonist during a break & he’ll ask you for a gig, try to sell you insurance or offer to mow your lawn. Continue reading Trombone players…
Two guys walking down the street…
Two guys walking down the street, one is a Jazz musician. The other guy is also broke. d.c.k. Continue reading Two guys walking down the street…
If you watch Rocky backwards, it’s a movie about a guy who gets beaten up so severely that he’s forced to marry the ugliest girl in town.
Overheard in Strassburg between Merkel, Monti and Sarkozy…
Monti: “My name is Bond – Euro Bond” Merkel: “My name is No – Dr. No!” d.c.k. Continue reading Overheard in Strassburg between Merkel, Monti and Sarkozy…
Quote of the day: “It could be worse, but I dont know how”
“Lady, I’m not a hair dresser, I just put a new lid on a couple of trash cans.”
Homer J. Simpson after cutting Selma and Patty’s hair. d.c.k. Continue reading “Lady, I’m not a hair dresser, I just put a new lid on a couple of trash cans.”
Palin plans space trip
I can’t wait to see Russia from my window! – Weekly World News, April 2011 d.c.k. Continue reading Palin plans space trip
“I am so smart, s – m – r – t” – Homer J. Simpson
Ever wondered how the oil price is determined…?
Have you ever wondered how they get the oil price up or down where they need it…? You know, when you read or hear things like: “Oil at $x would hurt the economy, $y would be a ‘good’ price’, etc.”. And I’m sure you have heard how some very important people seem to be able … Continue reading Ever wondered how the oil price is determined…?
Daniel Kölsch - Saxophones, Clarinet & Flute 