Category: Quotes – Humor
“Their ‘can do’ will bail out our ‘won’t try’ everytime!”
Homer J. Simpson d.c.k. Continue reading “Their ‘can do’ will bail out our ‘won’t try’ everytime!”
The Trillion Dollar coin solution (from the Economist)!
A very intriguing idea but yet a potentially creative solution the the US’ current dilemma… Read on (a quote from the Economist)! “Sovereign governments such as the United States can print new money. However, there’s a statutory limit to the amount of paper currency that can be in circulation at any one time. Ironically, there’s … Continue reading The Trillion Dollar coin solution (from the Economist)!
Quote of the day: “Don’t be a leader, be a fast follower!”
What it takes to be a Prime Minister, or President…
Taken from the National Post, Canada. d.c.k. Continue reading What it takes to be a Prime Minister, or President…
“Somebody is listening to me – now I know how a radio feels.”
Grampa Simpson. d.c.k. Continue reading “Somebody is listening to me – now I know how a radio feels.”
“Lady, I’m not a hair dresser, I just put a new lid on a couple of trash cans.”
Homer J. Simpson after cutting Selma and Patty’s hair. d.c.k. Continue reading “Lady, I’m not a hair dresser, I just put a new lid on a couple of trash cans.”
How much is one trillion dollars?
In an attempt to explain how much $1 trillion is, a speaker started by describing as follows: “If you spend $1 every second, I know it sounds implausible, but I had a wife who could actually do that, how long would it take to spend $1 trillion? On that note, she lost her credit card … Continue reading How much is one trillion dollars?
“This is not the bar you go to, its the bar you end up at!”
Quote of the day. d.c.k. Continue reading “This is not the bar you go to, its the bar you end up at!”
I’m not sitting down, I’m power-lounging!
Craig Ferguson (The Late Late Show) d.c.k. Continue reading I’m not sitting down, I’m power-lounging!
Palin plans space trip
I can’t wait to see Russia from my window! – Weekly World News, April 2011 d.c.k. Continue reading Palin plans space trip
“I am so smart, s – m – r – t” – Homer J. Simpson
“Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.” -Will Rogers
“You are a hybrid – half idiot half moron!”
The Simpsons (again…). d.c.k. Continue reading “You are a hybrid – half idiot half moron!”
Thank you god for making me an atheist!
Ricky Gervais at the Golden Globe Awards 2011 d.c.k. Continue reading Thank you god for making me an atheist!
“The French don’t have a word for ‘entrepreneur’.” —George W. Bush
How is American beer like making love in a canoe? It’s f***ing close to water.
“I’m having the time of my life not being your President”
George W.Bush, on not missing the limelight of his former job. As reported by the Time Magazine on October 08, 2010. d.c.k. Continue reading “I’m having the time of my life not being your President”
Good rice good curry, good Ghandi let’s hurry!
Quote from Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Ph.D. in ‘The Simpsons’. d.c.k. Continue reading Good rice good curry, good Ghandi let’s hurry!
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