Category: Quotes & Opinion
“These jazz musicians – they walk so close to the edge, sometimes they fall off.”
— Bouncer at a New York jazz club after telling us that the scheduled band for the night didn’t show up. New York, 26 July 2016. Continue reading “These jazz musicians – they walk so close to the edge, sometimes they fall off.”
” The best revenge is massive success.” — Frank Sinatra
” The best revenge is massive success.” — Frank Sinatra Continue reading ” The best revenge is massive success.” — Frank Sinatra
“Style is whatever you do, if you can do it with confidence.” — George Clinton
“Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.” Hector Berlioz
The hidden secret in every great solo!
Behind one line of a great solo lies the weight of thousands of hours of practice. Years of listening. Dozens of transcribed solos. Decades of private instruction. Tough lessons picked up in jam sessions and revelations passed on by mentors. …all in just a dozen notes. jazzadvise.com Continue reading The hidden secret in every great solo!
Mir sin’ die wo g’winne welle!
Hmm, nobody likes jazz that much. Even the guy playing it had to take drugs — Bart Simpson.
Hmm, nobody likes jazz that much. Even the guy playing it had to take drugs — Bart Simpson. d.c.k. Continue reading Hmm, nobody likes jazz that much. Even the guy playing it had to take drugs — Bart Simpson.
It all makes sense now…
It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time. Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned. We were just misinterpreting it! As seen on CertifiedFunny d.c.k. Continue reading It all makes sense now…
“Ahhh – those jazz guys are just makin’ that stuff up!” — Homer Simpson
“Practice doesn’t make perfect, practice makes permanent.”
When in doubt, mumble, when in trouble, delegate.
Spiders have 48 knees.
What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you.
Toronto: Drake Hotel’s Calgary Flood benefit is cancelled due to flooding.
“Free Your Mind And Your Ass Will Follow” — George Clinton
All generalizations are false, including this one! — Mark Twain
Read the menu!
Scene at a restaurant in Toronto Guest to waiter: What can you recommend? Waiter: I recommend you read the menu! d.c.k. Continue reading Read the menu!
Simplicity of lie…
This is what CBC News had say about the new pope in an article. The typo has been corrected in the meantime. Definitely a funny mistake! d.c.k. Continue reading Simplicity of lie…
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