Category: Music Jokes
Why do Jazz musicians stand in line at the bank? No one knows.
What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist’s arm? A tattoo.
TCM Comic #5: Streaming Royalties – The Cynical Musician
What’s the difference between a baritone saxophone and a chain saw? The exhaust!
What is the difference between a rocker and a jazzman?
“What is the difference between a rocker and a jazzman? A rocker plays 3 chords in front of 3000 people, where as, a Jazzer plays 3000 chords in front of 3 people.” d.c.k. Continue reading What is the difference between a rocker and a jazzman?
An accordion player…
An accordion player parks his car, his accordion in the trunk of his car, and runs some errands. While out, he realizes that he forgot to lock his car. All stressed out and in a state of panic, he rushes back to his car only to find his worst nite-mare come true: There was a … Continue reading An accordion player…
What’s The Difference Between A Musician And A Large Pizza?
What’s The Difference Between A Musician And A Large Pizza? A Pizza Can Feed A Family Of Four. d.c.k. Continue reading What’s The Difference Between A Musician And A Large Pizza?
There are three kinds of musicians. Those that can count, and those that can’t.
Trombone players…
Talk to a trombonist during a break & he’ll ask you for a gig, try to sell you insurance or offer to mow your lawn. Continue reading Trombone players…
Daniel Kölsch - Saxophones, Clarinet & Flute 