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Posted: August 23, 2015 in Blog & News, Music - Music Jokes
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http://thecynicalmusician.com/2011/08/tcm-comic-5-streaming-royalties/

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“What is the difference between a rocker and a jazzman?   

A rocker plays 3 chords in front of 3000 people, where as, a Jazzer plays 3000 chords in front of 3 people.”

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An accordion player parks his car, his accordion in the trunk of his car, and runs some errands. While out, he realizes that he forgot to lock his car. All stressed out and in a state of panic, he rushes back to his car only to find his worst nite-mare come true: There was a second accordion in the trunk!

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What’s The Difference Between A Musician And A Large Pizza?

A Pizza Can Feed A Family Of Four.

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Talk to a trombonist during a break & he’ll ask you for a gig, try to sell you insurance or offer to mow your lawn.