Read the menu!
Scene at a restaurant in Toronto Guest to waiter: What can you recommend? Waiter: I recommend you read the menu! d.c.k. Continue reading Read the menu!
Author: Daniel Kölsch
Saxes (Tenor, Alto, Soprano), Clarinets (A, Bb, Bass), Flute
Simplicity of lie…
This is what CBC News had say about the new pope in an article. The typo has been corrected in the meantime. Definitely a funny mistake! d.c.k. Continue reading Simplicity of lie…
Opportunity dances with those already on the dance floor.
Why is common sense so uncommon?
Trombone players…
Talk to a trombonist during a break & he’ll ask you for a gig, try to sell you insurance or offer to mow your lawn. Continue reading Trombone players…
Two guys walking down the street…
Two guys walking down the street, one is a Jazz musician. The other guy is also broke. d.c.k. Continue reading Two guys walking down the street…
I can’t say all is forgiven, but most is forgotten – Grampa Simpson
How can you trust a man…
Frank: How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can’t even trust his own pants. Frank: How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can’t even trust his own pants. Continue reading How can you trust a man…
I thought I made a mistake, but I was wrong….
“There are 2 kinds of music: The good kind and the other kind. ” – Duke Ellington
How the CNE inspires creativity in Parkdale Toronto
Practicing while on the road in California
Thank god the weather is good in L.A.!!! Continue reading Practicing while on the road in California
How the CNE inspires creativity in Parkdale Toronto
Sunday quote: “Buy Music, create Music, or be Music.”
My adaptation of Oscar Wilde’s quote about art: “buy art, create art, or be art.” d.c.k. Continue reading Sunday quote: “Buy Music, create Music, or be Music.”
Off to see…
Please don’t… As seen 2nite in TO
Angela Merkel goes to Greece…
Angela Merkel goes on a trip to Greece. At the border, the Greek immigration officer asks her: “Occupation?” Angela Merkel: “No, just visiting”. d.c.k. Continue reading Angela Merkel goes to Greece…
Daniel Kölsch - Saxophones, Clarinet & Flute 